Penises And Food
"Chicken Breast..." Love chicken, love breasts, sounds tasty.
"Avocado and Tomato..." Yes, and yes.
"With Cummin-Yogurt Sauce." Um, what? Cummin-yogurt sauce?
Wait, no, I'm sorry. That's not quite what I was in the mood for... I'd like some of your seared tuna covered in jizz-tartar gravy please. Or actually, could I try the tossed Greek salad with a side of extra virgin man-juice mayonnaise? Seriously, there's gotta be a more appetizing way to describe that chicken wrap! Anyway, later, I checked Wikipedia, which informed me that it's a type of spice called cumin that is often misspelled cummin. So, now I know. And knowing is half the battle. Then, I closed the browser, opened up some porn, and made me some real, home-made.. hey-oh!
Wow, sorry about that. Uh, but speaking of penises and food (smooth transition)...
Patton Oswalt. The dude loves to talk about both. This made me laugh last week:
If you haven't before, definitely check out his stand-up. Also check out his other appearance on Conan:
And since we love laughter on our iPods as well, here are two tracks from his new album, Werewolves And Lollipops, purchase via the links below:
"America Has Spoken" - Patton Oswalt [buy album]
"Great Food Is Cooked By Psychos" - Patton Oswalt [buy album]
He's also the voice of Remy, the rat in Ratatouille, which I have not seen yet, because I was too busy wasting my money on Transformers. Next post: Summer Movie Reviews.. which will include my review of the much-anticipated comedy, Superbad (p.s. while we're mentioning late night apperances, check out Michael Cera on Letterman).
Hope everyone has a good Monday, leave a comment!